Ambition. Without Am, it's just bition.

It's been awhile since I have posted, but I think what I have to say now may be a bit more interesting. There are many strange things that happen in my life and I think I may need to start detailing them.

The other day, my lovely wife, Laura, was in deep thought.

"Whatcha thinkin' about, babe?" and yes, that's how I talk.

"Well, I was thinking about all this baby stuff I saw online, like burp cloths, blankets and so much stuff that I could make. I really think I'd like to get into baby making."

There was a long pause at this moment. I sat still with a gazed look as Laura stopped and realized, based on my perplexed expression, that she had said something wrong. 

"OH!"

"Yes dear?"

"I meant, um, baby creating."

And yet another awkward pause.

"I MEAN, um, creating stuff for babies."

"There you go."

"It's so hard to be me."

So there you have it. My wife wants to make babies... apparently...