The ERCO Agreement

You know, I mentioned that I was not a good salesman but it turns out I am a seriously good negotiator.

As of today, even in the wildest of economic times here in the US, there is a beacon of hope. A bright light to guide our way. This accomplishment shows that ANYTHING in this world is possible. And what is that?

The ERCO Agreement.

It stands for Extended Relationship Contractual Obligation. After my wife and I got married she said I only had 2 years or it was over. So, I did what I had to do and today, our 2 year anniversary, I convinced her to renew our ERCO Agreement.

Not only did she renew, but she even agreed to 3+ years! How amazing am I to pull that off?

Now, don't you think for a second that I am going soft. But I am going to get serious for a minute:
I love my wife, Laura, more than anything in the world. She deals with my strange sense of humor, lifts me when I am down and stuck by me in the worst of times.

And yet, I can't help but fart on her.